A teacher was telling her students

A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a make love education class.

She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a female.

“The female has two melons and one lady part. The male has one weapon.”

A little boy in the front row jumped up and said that the teacher was wrong.

“My daddy has two weapons. He has a short one that he pees with and a long one that he brushes Mommy’s teeth with!”