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I lost my wife

Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn’t come back yet.

Officer: What is her height?

Husband: Average, I guess.

Officer: Weight?

Husband: Average, I guess.

Officer: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Officer: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according to season.

Officer: What was she wearing?

Husband: Not sure, either a dress or a suit.

Officer: Was she driving?

Husband: Yes.

Officer: Color and make of car?

Husband: Black Tesla AWD Dual Motor Model P85D with 691 HP, it does 0-60 in 5.4 seconds, has LED headlights, cornering and fog lights and the tech package with auto pilot.

There’s a small scratch on the driver door next to the handle…. and then the husband started crying…


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