Texan Is Celebrating A Birth Of His Son
A Texan buys a round of drinks for the entire bar, announcing that his wife has just gave birth to their first child “a typical Texas” baby boy weighing 24 pounds.
Congratulations showered him from all around, along with many exclamations of “Wow!”
Two weeks later, the Texan returns to the bar.
The bartender says,
“Say, you’re the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?”
The proud father answers, “18 pounds.”
The bartender, puzzled and concerned, asks,
“Why? What happened? He already weighed 24 pounds at birth.”
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long neck beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, “Had him circumcised.”
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