The Easter Jokes
These 10 Easter jokes are perfect for sharing with friends and family over a cup of tea and a plate of hot cross buns. Just be sure to swallow before the punchline.
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A Hot Cross bunny.
Q. What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
A. Thistle have to do!
Q. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A. Eggs (X) marks the spot!
Q. How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A. To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot!
Q. What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. What day does an egg hate the most?
Q. Waitress, what’s this hare doing in my soup?
A. Looks like back stroke.
Q. How do bunnies stay healthy?