Two Cowboys Are Sitting Around A Campfire

Two cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.

A night of tall tales commences.

The first says, “I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is.

Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands.”

The second chimes in, “Why that’s nothing.

I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me.

I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and taste it the poison down in one gulp.

And I’m still here today.”