Naughty Jokes
A Guy Is Tossing Peanuts In The Air
A guy is tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth and his wife asks him a question.
He turns to answer her question and the peanut he just tossed lands in his ear and gets stuck.
He and his wife spend a short period if time trying to get it out and decide maybe they should go to the emergency room.
As they are getting ready to leave their daughter and her new boyfriend walk into the house and ask what’s happening.
They explain the her father now has a peanut lodged in his ear and they are going out for help.
The daughter’s boyfriend says “wait, I know how to fix this!” He puts his fingers in the father’s nose and tells him to hold his mouth shut and blow.
The peanut flies out of his ear.
The wife later says “Her new boyfriend is very smart, I wonder he will be when he gets older”.
The father responds with ” judging by the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law”