A lawyer walks into a bar
A lawyer walks into a bar.
He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool.
He walks up to her and says, “Hi there, how’s it going tonight?”
She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says,
“I’ll bang anybody at any time, any where your place or my place, it doesn’t matter one iota.”
The guy raises his eyebrows and says, “No shit!?! What law firm do you work for?”
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