A man walks in to a bar And sees an ugly old humpback of a guy, who is constantly surrounded by women.
“How to spot a millionaire, am I right? ” he winks and smiles at the bartender
“No, Larry is a plumber, not a millionaire”
“Okay – so he must be extremely charming?”
“Larry is actually a man of very few words”
“Then what on earth makes him so incredibly popular with women??”
“I actually have no idea – every day he comes here, he just sits there quietly, drinking his beer, licking his eyebrows..”