A nun gets on a bus

A nun gets on a bus that’s empty except for the driver.

She says “I’m going to die soon but I want to have lovemaking before I die Problem is I must remain a pure so it has to be to bum.

I can’t commit adultery, so the man must be single can you fulfill my wish?”

“Yes” says the bus driver and fulfills her wish.

Feeling guilty he says “I’m sorry I lied, I’m married with 3 kids.”

“That’s OK” replied the nun “I lied too.”

“My name is Kevin and I’m going to a fancy dress party.”