Jane And Tarzan
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was very attracted to him.
During her questions about his life, she asked him how he had make love.
“Tarzan not know make love,” he replied.
Jane explained to him what make love was.
Tarzan said, “Oh… Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.”
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.
“Here” she said, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood.
Tarzan stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed: “What did you do that for?”
“Tarzan check for squirrel”