The Rabbit And The Bear
A rabbit and a bear were walking in the forest, when they come across a talking mushroom.
The mushroom says “Alright you have found me! I will give you three wishes each.”
The bear said “I wish all the bears in the forest were females” so it happened.
The rabbit said “I want a really flash motorbike” so he got it.
“I wish all the bears in the country were females,” said the bear.
“I want a flash helmet to go with my bike,” said the rabbit.
“I wish all the bears in the world were females,” said the bear.
Then the bear ran off in a horny fit.
The rabbit said: “I wish the only male bear was gay”
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