Teacher Billy If There Are 5 Bird

Teacher: Billy if there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot 1 how many birds are left?

Billy: None the others would fly away at the sound of the gun.

Teacher: The answer is 4 but I like the way you think.

Billy: I have a question Miss. There are 3 women eating ice cream cones. 1 licking, 1 biting, and 1 s**king, which one is married?

Teacher blushing, nervously answers “the one s**king.”

Billy: The answer is the one wearing the wedding ring, but I like the way you think.