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The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he’d heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that...
An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students’ written work. She wasn’t sure how much impact she was having until...
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma’am, I’m not going to...
A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother, “Who’s this guy on the beach with you, with all the muscles and...
“Get this,” said a guy to his friends, “Last night, while I was down at the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.”...
Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well,...
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a...
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Davy, what noise...
Two strangers were seated next to each other on a long flight when the first guy turned to the second and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard...
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they’d do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet...
A man takes his visiting country cousin to dinner at a posh restaurant. They walk in, are ushered to a table by a formally dressed maîtred’,...
Two hunters get up early one morning to go hunting. They live way out in the country, so all they have to do is walk from...
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over...
A good looking woman walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it, and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn’t see anyone,...
It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one...
One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the...
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had...
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up...
A man in Tesco’s tries to buy half a cauliflower. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole cauliflowers. The man persists...
During an international gynecology conference, an English doctor and a French doctor were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently. “Only last week,” the Frenchman said,...
