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The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked,...
Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them in fifty years’ time. The first said, “I would like my grandchildren...
A Sunday School teacher was telling the story of the Good Samaritan to her class of 4 and 5 year-old. She was making it as vivid...
The young man says to his date, “I really like the perfume you’re wearing. What’s it called?” The young lady looks puzzled for a minute then...
Two little boys were arguing. “My father is better than your father!” “No he’s not!” “My brother is better than your brother!” “No he’s not!” “My...
A woman in her late thirties is at home happily jumping, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and...
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see from...
A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men....
Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge, making small talk. Paul asked Kurt, “So, what do you hunt?” Kurt answered, “I hunt unicorns.” Paul...
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special...
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, “Oh, look! A nut!” The second squirrel jumped...
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, “I call my husband the dentist. Nobody...
Two men were working at the sawmill and one guy got too close to the saw and cut his ear off. It fell in the sawdust...
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, “Here’s...
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and...
A band director was having a lot of trouble with one of his drummers. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but performance didn’t...
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung...
One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one...
A husband and wife have four boys. The odd part of it is that the older three have red hair, light skin, and are tall, while...
Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, “There is a easy way to get what you want.” The other boy said, “How?”...
