A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mummy, God...
There is the 50th birthday of a man and he wasn’t feeling too good that morning. He went to breakfast knowing his wife would be pleasant...
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy...
The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk,...
The Lion, King of the jungle is having his birthday party! He furiously instructs the leopard to not let anyone inside his party except if they...
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of...
An old man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in...
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day....
Little Johnny lives on a farm with his family. One evening the family notices that one of the donkeys had managed to get out of the...
In a convent in Kenya , the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They...
An old lady went into a bar in Dallas, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest...
“Bring me the colt of a Donkey” was the Master’s request. A young donkey was brought to Jesus to carry Him to Jerusalem. Five days later...
A man goes into the doctor feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, “Sorry, I have some bad news… you have Yellow...
Andy is put in a cell with a dirt floor and only one window. The window is too high for him to reach. The only thing...
A Japanese ship was leaving the port and on its way to the open sea. The captain went to go oil some parts of the ship...
Two West Australian rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along when they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it...
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would...
In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. He...
A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as...
Sally lives in a place where six months of the year is mild summer and the temperature drops significantly the other six months. She owns a...