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You stand in front of two doors. A guard stands next to each door. You know the following things: one path leads to paradise, the other...
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called...
A chemist was murdered in his own lab. The only evidence was a piece of paper that had the names of chemical substances written on it....
An old Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a...
A woman was in court for killing her husband. She said she wasn’t guilty and that she dearly missed him. In the closing statement, the woman’s...
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a...
An old farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons. When his sons opened up the will it read: ‘My eldest son should get...
An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well,...
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t...
Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future. `What will you do if I die before you do?`...
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside....
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says, “Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs. What are their names?”...
It was very crowded and noise in this Restaurant and this blond girl asks the waiter where the restroom was. He says, “I can’t hear you!”...
The two ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed. The daughter of the family was with them, on...
Little Johnny was at the mall with his mother when a man came walking toward them. Little Johnny hopped up and down, laughed, pointed, and screamed,...
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which...
A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. “What kind of toy would you suggest giving a...
On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the underground tanks by lowering a...
John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that John...
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble...
