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A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks across...
A man frantically calls the hotel desk from his room on the 11th floor. “Please come quick I’m having an argument with my wife and she...
A young lady came home very sad from a date. She told her mother, “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so...
Mrs. Smith found her husband hanging in his bedroom this morning. There was a note on his bed which read, “I can’t take the criticism anymore.”...
This 60-year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her, “What did you steal?” She replied, “A can of...
Once a mother-in-law explaining the working of her house to her newly married Daughter-in-law. She said, “I am the home minister as well as the finance...
Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, ‘You Can Be The Man of Your House.’ He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and...
A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. “What happened to you?” asked the doctor....
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber began to...
A husband of beautiful wife phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction. “Rs.850 for an extraction, sir” the dentist replied. “Rs.850!!!...
A man goes to police to report his missing wife. Man: I lost my wife (misty) Inspector: What is her height Man; I never noticed Inspector:...
The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that...
Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives. The first two kept bragging about how they could get their...
A man decided to change his life and for a start he took up the easiest drinking. He got so drunk with whisky and his breath...
One Day A Man Came Back Early From His Office. He Was Shocked To See His Wife With Another Guy. He Told His Wife To Go...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some...
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her...
Two friends met after a long time. Hey, I got married! Oh! That’s good! No, that’s bad. She’s ugly! Oh! That’s Bad! No, that’s Good. She’s...
A husband takes the wife to a night club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it big time. Break dancing, moon walking, back flips,...
A guy was speeding down the road and got pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper said, “Do you have any idea how fast you...
