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This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. “Dude,” he told a friend, “I’ve tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back.”...
Sam died. His will provided $50,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last attenders left, Sam’s wife Rose turned to her oldest friend Sadie and said,...
A woman gets cheated by her husband. Devastated, she doesn’t know how to continue to live her life. She heard that there’s a very wise monk...
A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tyre alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help. The man had...
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the...
A man was lying on the psychiatrist’s couch as his therapist addressed him. “Well, Jim. I’m pleased to announce that this will be our final session....
A Jew applied for an audience with the Pope. After insistently waiting for three days and refusing to budge, he was finally granted one. “Your Holiness,...
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. A...
David Beckham gets in a taxi at Dublin airport. He notices the driver looks at him insistently in the rearview mirror. After 5 minutes the taxi...
There was a young priest who was having trouble both writing and delivering his sermons. So he asked his Bishop for help. The wise old Bishop...
An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so...
The salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in the department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all...
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn’t come back yet. Officer: What is her height? Husband: Average, I guess. Officer: Weight? Husband: Average, I...
An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. He...
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” the man asked....
There was a businessman, and he was not feeling well, so he went to see the doctor about it. The doctor says to him, “Well, it...
They’re still laughing about this at IBM. Apparently the computer giant decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan as a trial project. In the specifications,...
A rabbi and a priest meet up after a year not seeing each other. The rabbi goes, “Man, you’ve put on some weight since last time!”...
A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that...
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. “Do you know you were driving...
