Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it […]
A married couple were walking through a garden when suddenly a dog ran towards them. […]
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks […]
Little Johnny’s parents wanted to go on their wedding anniversary, So his dad sent the […]
The woodland animals decide to open a public restroom. They all participate as best they […]
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting […]
Once a man goes to a shop to buy a parrot. He asks the shop […]
An elephant and a mouse are walking through a forest… Then suddenly the elephant falls […]
An elderly retired Marine Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible […]
The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent […]
An earwig was in the football team as a sub and they were drawing. One […]
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer […]
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in […]
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags […]
A letter an 83-year-old lady wrote to her grandson. My dear grandson, Some days ago, […]
An elderly man paddy goes into a pharmacy – reaches into his pocket and takes […]
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be […]
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They […]
Little Johnny is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are […]
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa! You need to […]