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An elephant and a mouse are walking through a forest… Then suddenly the elephant falls through a trap hole and can’t get out. The mouse starts...
An elderly retired Marine Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium. After he had been there for...
The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there is...
An earwig was in the football team as a sub and they were drawing. One of his teammates got injured and the coach told the earwig...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree: He called a gorilla removal service and soon a...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once...
A letter an 83-year-old lady wrote to her grandson. My dear grandson, Some days ago, I experienced something wonderful, which I want to share with you....
An elderly man paddy goes into a pharmacy – reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours...
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he...
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You...
Little Johnny is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says...
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nothing...
There was once this cowboy riding through the wild west: One day, off in the distance, he sees a small cloud of dust. So he rides...
When the math professor’s wife returns home from work, she finds an envelope on the living room table. She opens it and finds a letter from...
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey“Hey, what’re you doing?” The...
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up...
The news interviewed an 80-year-old lady who had just gotten married for the 4th time The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it...
