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John was talking to his fiance, Rebecca. He said, “Be honest now, baby, how am I as a lover?” To which she replied, “Honey, I would...
John and Bob were discussing their married lives. Although happily married to their wives, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. John said, “I’ve made one...
A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood,...
A man found a genie in a magic lamp and was granted three wishes. The genie said, “For every wish you make, your wife gets two.”...
A man is standing at a grave, staring at the head stone. A second man walks up and asks, “Is this someone you knew?” The first...
A husband and wife decide they need to spice up their make love life. The wife buys a pair of crotch-less underwear, puts them on, and...
A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husband and says, “Honey just look at me. My legs are heavy, thighs are...
The five most important qualities in a woman: one who is independent and helps around the house, one who can make you laugh, one who you...
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During a bank robbery, the thief’s mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a hostage, “Did you see my face?” The hostage had, so the...
A man was driving his wife home after a night out, when they were stopped by the police. “Sir, did you know you were speeding?” asked...
A young man looking to get married asked his friend. “Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like.” “Oh, that’s easy,”...
A man and woman are sitting on their porch drinking a beer. The man says, “I love you.” The woman says, “Is that you talking or...
Peter sat at his dying wife’s bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. “Pete darling,” she breathed, “I’ve a confession to make before I...
A man and a woman have just had their 50th wedding anniversary. The husband turns to his wife and asks, “What do you want to do...
On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple has an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom’s left foot. Unable to control her...
Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her undergarment to wipe...
An old man goes into Victoria’s Secret and tells the sales-person behind the counter he needs a present for his wife. “See,” explains the man, “It...
A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a lamb under his arm. He walks over to his wife who’s laying in bed. “See!” he yells, “This...
