One day Billy called little Johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? […]
A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and a little boy, […]
Dad: who do u like more, mum or dad? Little Johnny: both Dad: Okay, if […]
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana. Jack and Jill slipped […]
Three boys were discussing their fathers’ favorite foods. The first kid said his father loves […]
A man comes home early from work and tells his wife he just got fired. […]
Two homeless men are devising a plan to get free drinks at a bar. The […]
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in […]
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Do you and your wife ever […]
A wife and husband are having money issues. One day they decide to have the […]
A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and […]
Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. One turned around and asked the […]
A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first year medical […]
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the […]
The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, […]
A little boy caught his mom and dad having make love. After, he asked, “What […]
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor […]
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one […]
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable […]
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a […]