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A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided...
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!”...
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If...
An old man and an old woman are sitting in their rocking chair. The old woman embroiders while the old man reads the paper. The old...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it because you...
Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the...
An elderly Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. When he sees the car, he motions to the...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not...
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around...
A man walks out onto a busy New York City street and happens to catch a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and...
A father put his 3-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless...
A policeman goes home after a long and exhausting day at work. He enters the dark bedroom and strips off his uniform, leaving it on the...
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous...
A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed at home; he wanted his wife to see what he goes...
Once a doctor asked a old man and his old wife for their health secrets. The old man said, “I’ll tell you my secret. I’ve been...
A 70 years old retired Military officer had one hobby he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat and fishing when he heard a...
Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home. She wanted to discuss...
An elderly couple visits a doctor. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...
The old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said...
