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Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabbouleh and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the mothers...
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses,...
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green...
A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’ ‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the...
Johnny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: “Have you got a little brain?” The...
A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger...
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening...
A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, “I will grant you three wishes.” The blonde says, “For my first wish, I want...
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but she couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many...
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you’re going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down...
A blonde goes to the library to get a book. A few days later, she comes back and says to librarian at the counter, “This book...
Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible....
One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled “Viens Chez Moi.” The blonde...
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead...
A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she finds him...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy, business taste it. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m...
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she...
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender: “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says,...
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The blonde...
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later...
