A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife undoubtedly blonde, picked up the phone, listened a moment and...
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She examined it and decided to do an experiment. She pulled off one...
Three blondes are training to be police officers. The man who is training them takes out a picture and asks the first blonde, “What do you...
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell...
Two young blonde women are sitting at a bar in such an obviously celebratory mood that the bartender drifts over intending to offer them a drink...
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will...
One day a blonde walked into a barber shop and asked for a hair cut. when the barber asked her how she wanted it she said...
A Blonde walks into a Restaurant, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. The blonde is looking at the bulletin board and...
There was a magic mirror at a bar and what ever you say it can’t be a lie or you die. So a blonde, a red...
A taxi driver in a Mercedes-Benz picked up a blonde woman at the airport one day. When she got in and they started on their way...
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and...
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but...
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers. She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, “How much for a box of rubbers?”...
A guy goes to see a doctor and after a series of tests the doctor comes in and says, “I’ve got some good news and some...
A blonde lady was driving down the road enjoying the scenery and the breeze in her hair when she saw another blonde woman sitting in a...
A blonde once got lost near a river. She traveled up and down it searching for a way to get to the other side. She tried...
A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one...
Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they...
A blonde woman decides to join the navy. She does okay in most of the training. With the help of everybody else there, but then the...
A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that’s so homely looking, he hasn’t had a date in over a...