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A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, “What happened to your ear?” The blonde replied, “I was press...
An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the...
A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, “Hey baby, let me taste it on your melons.”...
Two liars were talking together: First: “My father built 1550 miles of 101 freeway in west of US lonely in one night.” Second: “That is nothing...
There were three women sitting at a bar, talking about how loose they were. One woman said that her husband could fit his arm in up...
Johnny came crying. Dad: “What happened?” Johnny: “Today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer, Rita, who sits in front of us,...
One day the teacher was asking the class about there weekends. She asked sue, “how was your weekend?” “Good.” Then little Johnny waved his hand “me,...
A woman asks an agriculturalist: “Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables.” The agriculturalist...
A man has visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head...
Man walks into a bar and sits next to another customer. Bartender comes over and says to the new customer, “what can I get you?” Customer...
A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he’s looking at. The boy says...
A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a make love education class. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a...
Two queer men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the...
A man and a woman were on a undressed beach when a wasp flew into the woman’s front bottom. In a rush the guy pulled on...
At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of make love education and asked her students if they’d ever seen anything that...
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The...
A guy goes out one day, hunting for bear. After a few hours in the forest, he finally sees a giant grizzly. He gets the bear...
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to...
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have make...
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, “Some things you...
