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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, So he produced an experiment that involved a glass...
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but...
A bunch of boys decide to go cow tipping… They go up to the fence and they are all standing there. They all point out the...
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man says, “You think you have...
An elderly man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of pills: The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double...
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that...
Doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from...
A girl was having an affair while her father was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she...
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem I have two female parrots but they only know...
Jeff was fast asleep in his at bed at 3:00 am when he heard an urgent knocking at the door. Rubbing the sleep out of his...
Sam was the owner of a worldwide branch of stores and a multi-millionaire. When his daughter Sandy got engaged to a very religious young man he...
Harry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it would help matters,...
Bobby was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he innocently asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do”...
A blonde and brunette are sitting next to each other on a plane. After a few minutes the blonde looks up from the book she reading...
Anne went away to college and promptly became an avid animal right activist. When she came home for the Holidays she noticed her mother wearing a...
Once two ladies came before King Solomon, fighting over a boy. “He’s my son-in law” one said “No he’s mine” countered the other. After thinking for...
After recess the first grade teacher announced “I am going to go around the room and ask you what you did during recess, if you can...
Harry walked over to the Priest after services, “You know Father, I am really stuck in a quandary I would like to attend church next week...
Little Bob went with his mom to church every Sunday. One morning in the middle of the service Bob complained that he was feeling a bit...
Two old ladies were discussing their husbands over tea. “I wish that my Robert would stop biting his nails.” It gets me very upset. “My Calvin...
