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A man walks into a clock shop where a beautiful woman is working. He walks to the counter unzips his fly and pulls out his weapon....
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their...
A ship goes out to sea and crashes. 6 people 1 woman and 5 men survive and use a safety raft to float to this deserted...
A pretty lady is standing on the side of a bridge, looking over it and thinking about jumping off. A homeless alcoholic man comes up to...
A desperate man goes to the doctor because he can’t get a hard-on. He says: “Doc I can’t live without lovemaking, I need the use of...
A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks. Finally,...
A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds: “Wow, you...
One day a girl was with her mom in the park and saw two teens having lovemaking on the bench. The little girl asked her mom,...
A man is out shopping when he discovers a new brand of Olympic protection. He buys a pack and shows his wife. ‘They’re in three colors,’...
A man goes to a psychologist and says, “Doc I got a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about relations.” The psychologist says, “Well let’s see...
A nun gets on a bus that’s empty except for the driver. She says “I’m going to die soon but I want to have lovemaking before...
Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class “what things we can eat?” “Bread” “Yes” “Hamburger” “OK” A five years girl answered “Light”, “Omg” shouted the...
Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain. One of the ladies took out a protection, cut off the tip, and...
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she...
A man and a call girl had just finished having lovemaking, so the call girl said, “All right, now give me my money!” The man replied,...
A woman heads to the doctors office for her usual checkup. While there, the doc notices a strange rash on her chest in the shape of...
A guy’s talking to a girl in a bar. He asks her, “What’s your name?” She says, “Carmen.” He says, “That’s a nice name. Who named...
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!” “Oh NO! I’ve just been...
Robert came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‘Just where the heck do you think...
