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There were three nurses in a morgue. They entered a room where they had discovered that there was a dead man laying on the bed with...
A blonde was driving down a highway and all of a sudden a cop sitting on the road side turns on his flashing red lights. The...
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the Blonde CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of...
A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that...
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the...
A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man...
A man was stopped at a checkpoint on the way home from a visit to Mexico. The blonde border guard said, “Get out of the car...
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting...
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was...
A man goes in to a bar. He approaches the bartender. “Hi mate. Listen, I don’t have any cash on me at the moment, do you...
A guy goes to an interview for a job as a government accountant. The interviewer asks him, “Are you a veteran?” The guy says, “Why yes,...
A blonde couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they...
A man was talking to his wife about going to the social security office. He said he would go the next day. So the next morning...
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord, grant me one wish.” Suddenly the...
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house where...
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted,...
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. ‘We need a fourth for poker,’...
Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get married. Their doctor took each one into his office separately to try and talk them out...
After 20 years of marriage a husband and wife go to counseling. When asked what the problem is, the wife breaks into a passionate tirade of...
A family was having guests to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and says, “Dear, would you like to say the...
