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A man was arrested and taken to an interrogation room. He says to the police officer, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.” “You...
A man phones a lawyer and asks, “How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?” The lawyer replies, “A thousand dollars.” A thousand...
George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny’s mind quickly drifted from navigation...
One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead...
A lawyer phoned the governor’s mansion shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the governor, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed the lawyer. After some cajoling, the...
A blonde comes home to find her husband in bed with a redhead. She grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband...
A man in the dress business called a friend, also in the dress business, and asked how things were going. “Couldn’t be better,” answered the friend....
An American lawyer invited a Czech friend to stay with him in his mountain cabin. Early in the morning, the lawyer and his Czech friend went...
An old lady goes into a bank. Count’s Bank, to be exact, and asks to open an account. She is told, politely but coolly, that they...
An old, stingy lawyer was dying and was determined to prove wrong the old saying; “You can’t take it with you.” He told his wife to...
A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed into him. The pedestrian sued the motorist, whose lawyer made the following statement at the...
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, “Honey, be...
One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam’s wife, undressed, watering the garden. When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that...
One day, a deaf mute walks into a Chemist to buy some protection. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see protection on the shelf....
The little hot housewife was having her TV repaired. The TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room,...
An old man thinks he is going to lose his driving license and all just because of a stupid police officer. The conversation went like this...
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her melons in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went...
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off...
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him...
