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A man walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. “I will grant you three wishes,” announced...
Mrs. John went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. The Doctor said, “Get undressed,...
A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word ‘indefinitely’ in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class....
Bill and Mary were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a second wedding. They were discussing the details...
Three guys are in a doctor`s office. One is a drunk, another`s a smoker and the third`s a queer guy. The doctor tells each of them...
A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. “What can I get you?” the bartender inquired. “I want 6 shots of magisterial,” responded...
A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the...
Two fishermen travel 100 miles to try out a new fishing spot. They buy a variety of bait and lures and rent a boat. After a...
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterward they’re just...
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. “What’s wrong?” asked his mother. “Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?” he...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck...
A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the...
A lady bought a new Lexus cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back complaining that the radio wasn’t working. “Madam”, said the sales...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he pick up a CD player to place...
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he...
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school work...
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to have lovemaking without letting their children in on it. They...
George Burns was on the Oprah Winfrey Show, and bragged, that despite his 97 years, he could still have lovemaking three times a night. After the...
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor,...
