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One day little Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The dad says “yes, but don’t look down.” So johnny is...
A guy was lost in the Sahara Desert, desperate for water when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked...
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The elderly lady sitting behind them ignores them...
Martin and his wife Debbie walk into a dentist’s office. Martin says to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry I have three...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural northern Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the...
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is absolutely blue”...
Teacher: “Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words?” Little Johnny: “Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in...
Earl and Johnny go out on a hunting trip together. The nights are already cold so they don’t mind sharing the tent for one. At around...
Two drinking buddies made a night of it. As they closed the last bar in town, one admitted to the other: “God, I hate getting in...
An old Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet...
A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn’t know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no...
A salesman’s car breaks down, So he asks a farmer to let him spend the night, and the farmer agrees. In the middle of the night,...
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking elderly buddies who worked as aeroplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they...
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods...
A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a...
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend’s home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request...
Joey goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Hello, could you give me protection please? I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for dinner and...
A blonde found herself very lonely when her husband used to go away to work every day. So one day she decided to try a jigsaw...
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the Ball into the Woods: She went into the woods to look for it and found...
