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Little Billy came home from school to see the family’s pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortise had set in and it was flat...
Paddy was walking through a town one day when he passes a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said, “We sell everything”. Paddy...
A middle-aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax. So he decided to go to the...
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station,...
A lady put an ad in the paper: Mercedes for Sale – $1. No one believed it could be true so only one old man responded...
Ole was working his way through Lena’s fall cleanup list. He looked under the porch, and they’re nestled in a nice cosy nest was a family...
An elderly Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and...
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said,...
One day little Johnny comes in from the playground and writes the word “tool” on the board in a block letter very small. So the teacher...
Jane was a first-time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize: Lady luck had smiled in...
An elderly lady was somewhat lonely and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop, she went. She...
A elderly doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond...
A Husband calls up hotel management from the room. Please come fast, I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump...
Martha and Elsie had lived in the same Senior retirement home for 15 years. One morning they met at the elevator on the way to breakfast....
An 80-year-old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says, “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies, “Well,...
Mickey had been in police work for 35 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land as far...
An older married couple was laying in bed one night reading a book before bed. The husband lets out a huge fart and says “Touch down”!...
An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with...
An old man had a dog he just loved, But the dog had the bad habit of attacking anything that moved including people. His friends told...
Little Billy and Lucy are only 12 years old, But they know they are in love One day they decide that they want to get married....
