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Mr Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of 50 years suggested […]
Mr. Wilson comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. […]
A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the […]
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A little old lady gets pulled over for speeding. The officer walks up to the […]
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister […]
Little Billy came home from school to see the family’s pet rooster dead in the […]
Paddy was walking through a town one day when he passes a shop with a […]
A middle-aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place […]
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and […]
A lady put an ad in the paper: Mercedes for Sale – $1. No one […]
Ole was working his way through Lena’s fall cleanup list. He looked under the porch, […]
An elderly Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an […]
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where […]
One day little Johnny comes in from the playground and writes the word “tool” on […]
Jane was a first-time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer […]
An elderly lady was somewhat lonely and decided that she needed a pet to keep […]