A elderly doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball […]
A Husband calls up hotel management from the room. Please come fast, I am having […]
Martha and Elsie had lived in the same Senior retirement home for 15 years. One […]
An 80-year-old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says, […]
Mickey had been in police work for 35 years. Finally sick of the stress, he […]
An older married couple was laying in bed one night reading a book before bed. […]
An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and […]
An old man had a dog he just loved, But the dog had the bad […]
Little Billy and Lucy are only 12 years old, But they know they are in […]
After a meeting, the wife was coming out of a hotel and she was looking […]
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has […]
Husband: Sweetheart please come here. Wife: What is it? Husband: Just come to the bedroom. […]
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a […]
Little Johnny came home after school: “Daddy, I have a bad grade in the English […]
Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic. Alex was crying very loudly. […]
“Hey, Mom,” asked Little Johnny, “can you give me twenty dollars?” “Certainly not!” answered his […]
An Old farmer Paddy had a wife who nagged him unmercifully, from morning ’til night, […]
A young man climbs a mountain to a ledge, where there sits an old man […]
An old half-deaf husband is watching TV with his wife. They are watching the DYI […]
Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in the hell […]