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After a meeting, the wife was coming out of a hotel and she was looking for her car keys. They were not in her pockets. A...
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation...
Husband: Sweetheart please come here. Wife: What is it? Husband: Just come to the bedroom. Wife: Why? Husband: Can you be obedient for once in your...
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes...
Little Johnny came home after school: “Daddy, I have a bad grade in the English language.” “Why?” asked his father. “Well, the teacher asked us the...
Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic. Alex was crying very loudly. Johnny: Why are you crying? Alex: I came here for a...
“Hey, Mom,” asked Little Johnny, “can you give me twenty dollars?” “Certainly not!” answered his mother. “If you do,” Little Johnny went on, “I’ll tell you...
An Old farmer Paddy had a wife who nagged him unmercifully, from morning ’til night, she was always complaining about something. The only time he got...
A young man climbs a mountain to a ledge, where there sits an old man with a sword in his lap. The young man says, “I...
An old half-deaf husband is watching TV with his wife. They are watching the DYI network on home repair. Every time the wife gets up he...
Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo,” Fred replied....
An elderly drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates asking to be let in. “Have you...
A woman golfer having many wrinkles from numerous hours in the sun playing golf decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
A Couple Was Having A Huge Argument On Who is Most Afraid To Be Home Alone. They Went On Until They Decided To Ask Their 5-Year-Old...
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but his grandmother said that they...
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set....
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman...
Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so happened that John’s wife died the same...
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning...
The teacher asked Kaposi, “Why is your cat at school today Little Johnny?” Little Johnny replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I...
