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In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class...
A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring: The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him...
A 50-year-old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church!! Everyone was curious and asked...
Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in...
A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging toward him. As horrified workers nearby...
Two guys are walking down a street and see an old man in front of them. He walks in such a weird manner that is almost...
A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and...
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside-down pot and...
A man goes to the movie theater with his duck. The ticket agent looks at the man and then at the duck, which is on a...
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her: After following...
Norma and Sonia were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays: Norma said, “My daughter-in-law stopped making my grandchildren send their ‘thank you’ notes. Each year...
So a man walks up to the department store counter: “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only...
A man was driving a car. A fat lady on a scooty overtook him! Man shouted: “Hey Buffalo.” Lady turned back and shouted: “You donkey, idiot,...
Poor Old fool” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man...
A young woman is at a party where she meets an older gentleman. The two get to talking and eventually, the topic of age comes up....
A serious drunk walked into a bar and after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over to her...
An old man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave...
An old man was out fishing one day and was doing quite well for himself. He’d been keeping all of his catch in a 5-gallon bucket...
Jimmy, an 83-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years had passed away. He was quite alone in the world and longed for...
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What...
