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A child name Little Johnny asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults...
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked him, “OK, Johnny if I give you two cats and then two cats more how many cats...
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. George opened the...
There’s a couple that has been dating for a while. As much as he wants to, she won’t sleep with him, because she’s saving her purity...
Dan and Joe, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Joe didn’t...
While in a line at the bank one afternoon, A Lady’s toddler Little Johnny decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run a muck....
A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a...
Little Johnny is asked by his teacher: “What is the most wonderful thing in life for you?” “Well, sir.” Says Johnny. “When I think about it,...
An elderly couple visits the doctor so the wife who is feeling poorly gets a checkup. The old man waits in the waiting room while the...
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey,...
Mr. and Mrs. Jones were an average middle-aged couple who got along well enough as long as Mr. Jones didn’t put his foot in his mouth:...
An old man lived alone. His only son was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son. Dear Son, I am feeling pretty...
An old man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden he gets cut off. He hollers. “Operator, giff me beck the party!” She...
Little Johnny goes to talk to his professor about his grade. Johnny comes up to the professor, “What is this, why did your grade mean 80?”...
An elderly man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a large syringe to give him an anesthesia shot. “No...
The TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods When they go there they see he...
Little Johnny asked for a bike for his birthday. His dad said: “We’d get you one but our mortgage is $80,000 and your mum has lost...
A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. “Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there...
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little...
An elderly man Dave walks into a bar and sees John his old friend sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big...
