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A woman takes her 18-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She...
One day an elderly fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out...
An elderly woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in...
An arrogant professor boards a plane and gets a seat beside an old man. Mid-flight, the professor decides to play a game with the old man...
A sign in the window of a bar advertised a Piano Player and one day a scroungy-looking old guy entered the bar asking about the job....
Two robins were flying over a golf course after rain and one said, “I bet there are a lot of worms down there.” They flew down...
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife. “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would...
An old woman was walking her dog one evening when a young man ran by her and grabbed her purse and took off. A couple across...
An elderly professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very...
A little girl is walking her dog when a priest comes along and says, “Hello, little girl. What’s your name?” She says, “Rose-petal.” He says, “That’s...
TWO ELDERLY NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, “WOULDN’T A NICE COOL...
Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game. Little Johnny asked, “What game is it”? His Dad replied saying “For the next...
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed...
Three old women die and go to heaven. When they reach the gates of heaven St. Peter tells them that they have to answer a question...
The teacher was having a creative writing lesson in her English class. She put a brick on her desk and asked the children to tell her...
The doctor walked into the waiting room where an elderly man had been waiting for several minutes. He said, “Hi. What seems to be the problem?”...
A man and his wife were arguing about who was better males or females… the argument turned into a pissing contest… literally when the female claimed...
A bear was driving a truck on the highway… Suddenly he saw a rabbit riding a sports motorcycle and overtaking the truck from the wrong side....
A Texan buys a round of drinks for the entire bar, announcing that his wife has just gave birth to their first child “a typical Texas”...
Little Johnny, Billy, and Tommy were walking home from school one warm spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, They happened to...
