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Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your bum is getting really big,...
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The...
An Elderly man is fishing by the creek. Soon a wagon pulled by horses approaches on the road behind him. “Is the water shallow enough to...
A girl is about to tie the knot and is watching her mother bake biscuits in the kitchen. “Mom?” she asks. “How do you keep Dad...
Three elderly women are talking about their troubles. “Sixty is the worst age to be,” said Ruth, the 60-year-old, “You always feel like you have to...
Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game. Little Johnny asked, “What game is it”? His Dad replied saying, “For the next...
A handsome man in a dress approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a...
An elderly lady from a remote little town went to one of Philadelphia’s most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband. Nearby was a very...
A little old couple in there eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think...
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning,...
A leading professor of make love behavior is giving a lecture to his students, Explaining that people’s overall disposition is directly related to the number of...
An old man finds a protection in his grandson’s apartment and asks what it is. “It’s a protection,” replies the grandson, sheepishly. “What do you use...
A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about make love. Can you explain it to me first?”...
An elderly Irish farmer recently received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that, They suspected he was not paying his employees the...
When Grandpa found a bottle of tablet in his son’s medicine cabinet, He asked about using one of the pills. The son said, “I don’t think...
A middle-aged male professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door...
Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt...
Little johnny’s three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, So she goes in to see what’s...
An elderly man named Mr Lambert was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. So he...
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not...
