A rather old fashioned lady was planning a couple of weeks vacation in Florida. She also was quite delicate and elegant with her language. She wrote...
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can...
Little Johnny was going to his father’s house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon....
The young male racehorse came from a long line of winners and did wonderfully in time trials. However, in actual races, he proved a little too...
Two older fellows were playing a round of golf on a nice summer’s day. Suddenly, one man told the other, “My word, there seems to be...
Little Johnny had hurt his finger while working on his model aeroplane. He ran to his mother, who kissed the wound and made it better. On...
Morris a ninety-year-old man lived in a retirement home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and...
Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a tenant for their terrace house. After a...
A man who lived in Alaska put trousers on his mule cause of the freezing winter snow and cold! One day he was walking with his...
A blind old cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting...
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go...
An old couple died in a car crash and go to heaven. They had been in good health their entire lives due to the wife’s interest...
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can...
A couple goes on holiday to a fishing resort at Lakes Entrance. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to...
A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year-old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it...
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In...
A 15-year-old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche his parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them,...
There once was a little old lady who wanted a parrot all her life. Finally, one day she spots a good deal on a parrot for...
A man is walking past this house when a used protection comes flying out of the second-story window and lands squarely on his head: Rather disgusted...
Little Johnny Fell In Love, so he asks his father. Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s a...