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An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says, “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies, “Well,...
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day. She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His...
Little Johnny and his 13-year-old sister had been fighting a lot. This happens when you combine a headstrong two-year-old with a young adolescent. Johnny’s parents, trying...
Little Johnny was playing in his room, when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked...
The salesman approaches the farmer and says, “Good day to you sir! I’d like to tell you about our top-of-the-line tractor. You will not find a...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s...
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out! He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop...
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. “Come now,” coaxed the doctor, “you’ve been seeing me for years. There’s nothing you can’t tell...
A young couple, madly in love, decided to get married. But as the wedding day neared, both grew increasingly nervous over secret problems they had never...
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of it. He picked...
The old man goes to the doctor and says, “My wife can’t hear very well anymore and I am getting worried. What should I do to...
An old man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around,...
The preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies.” He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands. He...
Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he...
Three mice go to Heaven and meet St. Peter at the gate. St. Peter says, “Since you are God’s precious creatures, I am authorized to give...
A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstampede, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from...
Two elderly ladies, Maxine and Gilda, had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, with...
At the start of the exam, the invigilator says, “You have exactly 2 hours. I will not accept any papers after this time has elapsed.” Two...
A cowboy rides his horse into a small town. His throat is parched, so he ties his horse to a pole next to a bar and...
An Elderly Texan went to the city and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into a fancy department store and when asked...
