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An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how...
Bernie had a fight with Rachel, his wife, and went to the movies to cool off. “Hello, darling,” he said, “what are you making for dinner?”...
A guy finds his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed-up...
Two very elderly men were having a conversation about make love. Elmer says, “Yes sir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!” Leon...
Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested & she asks...
A cowboy passes by a ranch and strikes up a conversation with the rancher sitting by the gate. The cowboy asks the rancher, “Mind if I...
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink...
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all...
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to...
After their barn burned down, Bob’s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the amount the barn was insured for, $60,000....
Little Johnny was going to his father’s house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon....
Dorothy and Edna, two ‘senior’ widows, are talking. Dorothy: ‘That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him...
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy...
A man decided to take his wife deer hunting for the first time: After he explained the basics to his blonde wife, he told her the...
An elderly man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware...
Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of a church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin...
A man and his wife are at a restaurant. The wife leaves for the bathroom and a short while later the waiter arrives. ‘what would you...
Little Johnny was in the classroom one day when the teacher came in and said, Teacher: Ok class today we’re on the letter S! Does anyone...
There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything,...
It’s a guy’s first day in prison and he’s not taking to it very well. He’s off in the corner with that thousand-yard stare, hugging himself...
