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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the […]
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him […]
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A young couple, madly in love, decided to get married. But as the wedding day […]
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The old man goes to the doctor and says, “My wife can’t hear very well […]
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The preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies.” He asked how many of the congregation […]
Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years […]
Three mice go to Heaven and meet St. Peter at the gate. St. Peter says, […]
A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstampede, poorly hand-written envelope […]
Two elderly ladies, Maxine and Gilda, had been friends for many decades. Over the years […]
At the start of the exam, the invigilator says, “You have exactly 2 hours. I […]
A cowboy rides his horse into a small town. His throat is parched, so he […]
An Elderly Texan went to the city and thought he would buy a new “city” […]
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, […]
Bernie had a fight with Rachel, his wife, and went to the movies to cool […]
A guy finds his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit […]
Two very elderly men were having a conversation about make love. Elmer says, “Yes sir, […]