An old man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became […]
The preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies.” He asked how many of the congregation […]
Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years […]
Three mice go to Heaven and meet St. Peter at the gate. St. Peter says, […]
A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstampede, poorly hand-written envelope […]
Two elderly ladies, Maxine and Gilda, had been friends for many decades. Over the years […]
At the start of the exam, the invigilator says, “You have exactly 2 hours. I […]
A cowboy rides his horse into a small town. His throat is parched, so he […]
An Elderly Texan went to the city and thought he would buy a new “city” […]
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, […]
Bernie had a fight with Rachel, his wife, and went to the movies to cool […]
A guy finds his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit […]
Two very elderly men were having a conversation about make love. Elmer says, “Yes sir, […]
Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning […]
A cowboy passes by a ranch and strikes up a conversation with the rancher sitting […]
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with […]
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has […]
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally […]
After their barn burned down, Bob’s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a […]
Little Johnny was going to his father’s house one day and he was packing everything […]