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On a cold stormy day, A short little man came skipping into a neighborhood bar with a great big smile on his face, and with the...
An atheist was seated next to an elderly lady on Ryan Air flight from London to Dublin and he turned to her and said, “Do you...
A henpecked man got tired of his wife constantly picking on him, So he started playing poker on Friday nights with his buddies just to get...
It seems that when God was making the world, He called the man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal life. The man was...
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal*Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking...
Angus is an old man of Glasgow, Scotland, comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming, “Maggie, cud ya be sewing on a wee button...
A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, “What the heck, I guess I might as...
A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you...
A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was 2 Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns and Toast for $2.99… “Sounds good,” the wife...
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before...
A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls...
A wife is having lovemaking with her husband’s best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. “Yes… uh, huh… OK… yes… bye.”...
A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put...
An old lady went into a bar in Dallas, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to tell him all about making babies, So she had “the talk” with him. Afterwards, Little Johnny just sat there silently for...
A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think...
Little Johnny spends a rare weekend with his dad: “Son, this is your weekend, have anything you want. Ask and ye shall receive.” After a little...
Three little pigs walk into a restaurant, they are seated at a table. After a few minutes to look at the menu, they decide to start...
On reaching the plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee, whereupon...
Noah lets all the animals off the ark and tells them, “Go forth, and multiply.” A year later, he goes around to all the animals to...
