A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!”...
A young man and an woman are travelling by train, and the woman, after looking closely at the young man, leans forward and says, “Excuse me,...
An elderly man, looking about 100 years old, and on a Moped, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks...
A tour bus driver is driving with a busload of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady....
A wise old man was sitting at the river bank. He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning....
An Alabama sheriff went fishing on his day off. As he sat on the riverbank, Little Johnny came walking by. Spying a frog, Little Johnny grabbed...
Every day Little Johnny went to the park and sat on the park bench to watch the squirrels climb the tree. One day while Little Johnny...
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”...
A man and a mouse get drunk in a bar. Finally, the barman tells them that the bar is closing, so they go out and sing...
A dude-up city biker walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis, SD. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms...
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another...
Little Johnny lives on a farm with his family. One evening the family notices that one of the donkeys had managed to get out of the...
A young farm couple, Homer and Daisy, got married and just couldn’t seem to get enough loving’. In the morning, before Homer left the house for...
An Old Farmer Was Farming And Minding His Own Business. “There has been a wild Forest Man seen in the forest he has little beady red...
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How...
A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and then...
A hunter was out with his dog Old Faithful when he sees a duck and shoots it down. Old Faithful runs and brings his back the...
A little old lady went to the Bank one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the...
Two elderly men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them...
Two Vampire bats are in a cave, both very hungry. The first bat goes out looking for some food. He comes back later with nothing. The...