There was a man who had worked all his life, saved all his money, and was a real miser. Just before he died he said to...
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey,...
Two guys were talking at work. “I’ve got a problem,” said the first one. “What is it?” “My wife has done it to me again. I’m...
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his...
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed...
A man left for work one Friday morning but, being a pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, partying with the boys...
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in...
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our...
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house,...
Farmer Joe had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field...
A co-worker told George that George’s wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with George’s best friend. Worried and hurt, George ran home...
A man wakes up home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of...
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper,” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go...
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish,...
It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and...
A woman goes to Italy to attend a two week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a...
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do...
During work, John and William were chatting: John: William, I’ve been taking night courses for 5 months now and I have an exam next week. William:...
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman,...
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, “What did you steal?” She...