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At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, a gentleman and a lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money: “Well, son, it was 1932.” The depth of the Great Depression. I was...
Little Johnny goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The...
Dog’s Letters to God. Dear God: How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one another? Where are their priorities? When we get to...
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving...
A daughter who was concerned that her elderly mother hadn’t had an exam in several years persuaded her mother to let her make an appointment for...
A rather old fashioned lady was planning a couple of weeks vacation in Florida. She also was quite delicate and elegant with her language. She wrote...
One day in class the teacher looks over to little Johnny and sees him scratching his downstairs under the table. She walks over to him and...
A boy decides to learn the language of all animals. Dad, there is a school where you can learn the language of animals. Please, give me...
Little Johnny’s class were talking about animals on farms. “What kind of sound does a cow make?” the teacher asked. Sarah raises her hand and after...
An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in...
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, “My hands are freezing...
A man had just finished reading a new book called, ‘HOW YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR OWN HOME AGAIN “ He stormed into the...
A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are...
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and...
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics’ shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live...
An old blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands...
One Sunday morning, an old lady headed to church late because she couldn’t find her hearing aid. As she was late and did not want to...
In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter: The salesperson, a young boy Johnny, said that only 1kg packs were available in the...
Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary. He tiptoed...
