Once I asked my 95-year-old great grandfather: – Grandfather, what should I do if one day I have a problem that I cannot solve, the next...
Grandchildren asked their grandfather: – Grandpa, did you have any childhood dreams? And have they come true? – Yes, I had two childhood dreams but only...
Two friends stopped by a cafe in some entertainment center in Manhattan and had a cup of coffee each. In half an hour the waiter brought...
Thai woman marries American man but she cannot speak English and he almost cannot speak Thai. Somehow they make arrangement she will join English speaking class...
A young man came to an old man of wisdom. – You are very old and clever. Help me, please. Tell me how I should overcome...
Jim, you are such a conservative guy and you wear this strange earring. I always wanted to ask you how long you have been wearing it....
A busty blonde woman walks into a New York bank and goes straight up to the counter. “Hello,” the man behind the counter says to the...
Young Grant was never the smartest boy on his block and the other kids would often make fun of him. One of their favorite jokes was...
A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting at a table with a tiny man playing a tiny piano. “Hey, where’d you get...
A mom and dad who were suspicious of their son skipping school walk into his room with a machine that beeps when it hears a lie....
Mrs. Jennings began each vocabulary lesson by asking the students to use a word in a sentence. “Okay, class,” she announced, “who can use the word...
A young pot head starts to smoke. His neighbors, an older christian couple, get sick of the smell seeping through the walls and call the cops....
A young man was watching the news when the reporter switched to the traffic. “A car is driving in the wrong direction along Interstate 45, be...
Three guys were walking through the desert. All of them were thirsty, tired, and hot. All of the sudden, one shouts that he sees a broken...
Frank came into work late one day and his boss was noticeably upset: “You’ve been late almost every day this month! You’re fired unless you give...
Three fathers we sitting in a bar bragging to each other about how successful each of their sons was. The first father declared, “my son is...
Two old couples got together to reminiscent about the old times and laugh about life. One of the gentlemen, Harold, started raving about this great restaurant...
A man stops by his doctor’s office. He tells his doctor of his concern for his wife’s hearing. “She doesn’t answer me when I ask her...
A man was driving down the highway when another car starts to tailgate him. To make some room between them, the man in front speeds up...
On the first day of first grade, Mrs. Smith asked her students to name their favorite letter. One young girl in front raised her hand and...