I Met A Girl In A Bar

“Can I buy you a drink?” I asked.

“Have you not got a girlfriend?” she replied, “Guys like you always have girlfriends.”

“No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago,” I assured her.

“Oh I’m sorry to hear that,” she said, “Go on then, I’ll have a white wine please.”

A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.

While I was putting my clothes back on she said,

“So, you’re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?”

I said, “My wife found out.”