There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought...
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!”...
A businessman was flying on a plane surrounded by hundreds of kids. A lady went and sat down next to him. She asked, “Are these all...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where...
A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus. So she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs...
Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she...
Two nuns are walking back to the convent at night when two men push them into a dark alley and start having lovemaking with them. One...
A lady says to the psychiatrist, “I think I might be a nymphomaniac.” He says, “I’ll see what I can do to help you. My fee...
A blind wizard walks into a bar, finds his way to a stool, and sits down. He says rather loudly to the barkeep, “Hey, how would...
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple brandy with a double whisky chaser. ‘You know I shouldn’t really be drinking like this with...