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Two lawyers are having a drink after work. “The most amazing thing happened to me last night,” said the first one. “I was working, and suddenly...
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” the lady asks. Because your husband...
A man walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. “I will grant you three wishes,” announced...
A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word ‘indefinitely’ in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class....
A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. “What can I get you?” the bartender inquired. “I want 6 shots of magisterial,” responded...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he pick up a CD player to place...
George Burns was on the Oprah Winfrey Show, and bragged, that despite his 97 years, he could still have lovemaking three times a night. After the...
There is a very special mirror. If you stand in front of this mirror and tell the truth, you are granted a wish. However, if you...
A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up....