A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought, “I’ll call one of those girls you see advertised...
A guy went to a supermarket and began to smoke. Miss salesman: “Sir don’t smoke here.” Guy: “I’ve just bought the cigarettes from here.” Miss salesman:...
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy...
Dylan was practicing his golf swing in his front yard when he swung a little too hard and sent the ball through his neighbors window. Dylan...
An old man goes to his doctor and says, ‘Can you give me something to lower my mating drive.’ The doctor replies, ‘I would have thought...
Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that’s a...
A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the s second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an...
A queer guys walks into a pharmacy with his suppository prescription and approaches the front counter. He hands the prescription to the pharmacist and after confirming...
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through teary...
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman looked...