A man gathered all of his children together and said, “Children when George Washington knocked down the cherry tree, he told his father honestly that it...
“Just relax”, the hospital staff kept telling Jim, but it was to no avail. Jim’s wife was in labor and Jim was a nervous wreck. After...
Brian hit rock bottom. He was going to jail for insider trading and it couldn’t get much worse than that. As the jail warden brought Brian...
Rosanne a beautiful young foreigner a walked into a small clothing store in the mall with her English speaking fiance. “Excuse me,” said her fiance with...
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he...
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. ”Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” ”Dogs...
A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them....
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob’s wife puts her foot down...
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth...
Two college football players named Bubba and Jed were taking an exam in English Literature. They must pass this exam in order to fulfill the academic...